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将光子正对平面上的双缝 观察任意一个隙缝so ***** with two slits in it and either slit is obs

 

生活大爆炸0101.mp322:55来自中国大学慕课网课刷课将光子正对平面上的双缝 观察任意一个隙缝so ***** with two slits in it and either slit is observed,

它不会穿过那两个隙缝it will not go through both slits.如果没被观察 那就会If its unobserved,it will.总之 如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前However,if its observed after its left the plane but before it hits its target,

它就不会穿过那两个隙缝it will not have gone though both slits.没错 但你为什么要说这个?Agreed. Whats your point?没什么 我只是觉得这个主意 可以用于设计T恤衫

Theres no point. I just think its a good idea for a t-shirt.请问Excuse me.等等Hang on.横1是AegeanUh,one across is "aegean. "

竖8是Nabokov 横26是MCMEight down is "nabokov. " 26 across is "mcm. "竖14是...手指挪开点14 down is... move your finger...

Phylum 这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"瞧 提示是"Papa doc的首都" 所以是太子港

see,"papa docs capitol idea," thats "port-au-prince. "海地的Haiti.- 能为你效劳吗? - 是的- Can I help you? - Yes.

这里是高智商精子银行吗?Um... is this the high-iq sperm bank?如果你这么问 也许你不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldnt be here.

我想就是这没错了I think this is the place.- 把这个填一填 - 谢谢- Fill these out. - Thank you.我们马上好Well be right back.

慢慢来 我还要玩填字游戏Oh,take your time. Ill just finish my crossword puzzle.噢 慢着Oh,wait.Leonard 我办不到Leonard,I dont think I can do this.

开玩笑? 你可是半职业人士What,are you kidding? Youre a semi-pro.不 我们这样是诈骗No. We are committing genetic fraud.我们没法保证 生出来的一定是高智商小孩

Theres no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that.我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因 她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生

I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at fuddruckers.Sheldon 这可是你的主意啊Sheldon,this was your idea.

轻松赚点钱 就有钱能升级我们的网络带宽A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwith in the apartment.我知道 我确实很渴望高速下载

I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.但一些可怜的女人 会把希望寄托在我的精子上But theres some poor woman whos gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.

万一生出来一个 连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算What if she winds up with a toddler who doesnt know if he should use an integral or a differential

都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办?to solve the area under a curve?我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的Im sure shell still love him.我不会I wouldnT.你想要怎样?

Well,what do you want to do?- 我想要走 - 好吧- I want to leave. - Okay.离开时要怎么说呢?Whats the protocol for leaving?

我不知道 我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求I dont know- Ive never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我们就直接走出去吧Lets try just walking out.

好Okay.- 再见 - 再见 很高兴认识你- Bye. - Bye. Nice meeting you.你还在为精子银行的事生气吗?Are you still made about the sperm bank?

没有No.你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗?You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?不是很想Not really.如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米 大部分人都会绊倒

If the height of a single step不关我事I dont care.2毫米? 不会吧Two milli... that doesnt seem right.是真的 我12岁时做了一系列的实验

No,its true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12.我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.所以他们把你送去寄宿学校?

Is that why they sent you to boarding school?不 那是因为我研究激光惹的事No. That was a result of my work with lasers.

- 新邻居? - 显然是- new neighbor? - Evidently.比上一任有了明显可观的改善Significant improvement over the old neighbor.那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖? 噢 绝对是

200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes,she is.- 嗨 - 嗨- Oh,hi. - Hi.- 嗨 - 嗨- Hi. - Hi.- 嗨 - 嗨?

- Hi. - Hi?我们不想打扰你 我们是住对面的邻居We dont mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.啊 太好了Oh,thats nice.噢不 我们不是同居

Oh,no,uh,we dont live together.我是说 虽然住在一起 但是在不同的...I mean,we live together,but in separate,直男房间里heterosexual bedrooms.

那好吧 我是你们的新邻居 我叫PennyOh. Okay,well,guess Im your new neighbor. Penny.我是Leonard 他是SheldonOh. Leonard. Sheldon.

- 嗨 - 嗨- Hi. - Hi.- 嗨 - 嗨Hi. Hi. Hi.欢迎你搬来Well,uh... oh,uh,welcome to the building.谢谢 有空一起喝个咖啡吧Oh,thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.

- 噢 好啊 - 好啊- Oh,great. - Great.- 好啊 - 好啊- Great. - Great.- 那么 再见啦 - 再见- Well,uh,bye. - Bye.- 再见 - 再见- Bye. - Bye.

我们应该邀请她共进午餐吗?Should we have invited her for lunch?不 我们要看《太空堡垒卡拉狄》加第二季No. Were gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.

我们已经看过第二季的DVD了We already watched the season two dvds.那时候没带评论音轨一起看啊Not with commentary.我们应该做好邻居 请她过来 让她感受到我们对她的欢迎

I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over,make her feel welcome.我们从来没请那个Louis还不Louise过来啊

We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我们不对Well... and that was wrong of us.我们要扩大社交圈We need to widen our circle.

我的社交圈很广I have a very wide circle.我在MySpace上有212个朋友I have 212 friends on myspace.是的 但你从没见过任何一个真人Yes,and youve never met one of them.

这正是它的美好之处Thats the beauty of it.我去请她过来Im gonna invite her over.我们好好吃一餐 闲聊一下Well have a nice meal and... chat.

闲聊? 我们不闲聊 至少不线下闲聊Chat? We dont chat. At least not offline.不会很难的 你就听她说Well,its not difficult. You just listen to what she says

然后给一些适当的回应就好了and then you say something appropriate in response.直到什么时候?To what end?嗨 又是我们Hi. Again.- 嗨 - 嗨

- Hi. - Hi.我们买了些印度菜Anyway,um... we brought home indian food.那个...And,um...我知道搬家会很累人I know that moving can be stressful,

当我觉得很累的时候and,and,I find that when Im undergoing stress,吃顿好的 跟人聊聊天 会让我放松很多that good food and company can have a comforting effect.

此外 咖喱是天然的温和泻药Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I dont have to tell you,你也知道干净的结肠 会让你省去件烦心事that,you know,a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.

Leonard 虽然我不是专家 但我相信当你邀请人吃午饭的时候Leonard,Im no expert here,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,

最好省略关于肠部运动的话题you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你们是在邀我一起吃饭?Oh,youre inviting me over to eat?

是啊Uh... yes.真是太好了 我很愿意Oh,thats so nice. Id love to.很好Great.你们平时都玩什么呢?So,what do you guys do for fun around here?

今天我们尝试了靠手淫挣钱Well,today we tried masturbating for money.请随意Make yourself at home.谢谢Okay. Thank you.不客气

Youre very welcome.这些看起来好深奥啊 Leonard 这是你写的吗?This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard,did you do this?

实际上 那些是我做的Actually,thats my work.哇Wow.就是些量子力学而已 边上我随便胡写了一点弦理论Yeah. Well,its just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.

那个部分 是开玩笑的That part there,thats just a joke.是我乱改的伯恩-奥本海默近似版Its a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.

看来你是"美丽心灵"那部电影 里面的那种天才人物啊So youre like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.可以这么说Yeah.好厉害啊This is really impressive.

我也有块纸板 如果你喜欢 这边是我的纸板I have a board. If you like boards,this is my board.我的妈呀Holy smokes.如果你说的"我的妈呀" 指的是在麻省理工大学

If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff任何一个男生宿舍墙上都能看到的涂写 那我想是的you can find scribbled on the wall of any mens room at mit,sure.

- 什么? - 得了吧- What? - Come on.谁没见过"我伤心地坐在这" 下面的微分演算啊?Who hasnt seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?

至少我不用自己发明26种量纲 才能让演算成立At least I didnt have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the mathouome ct.我没有发明它们 它们本来就是存在的

I didnt invent them. Theyre there.在哪个世界上存在啊?In what universe?所有的世界里都存在 这正是关键In all of them- that is the point.

我可以开动了吗?Uh... do you guys mind if I start?PennyUm... penny...你坐了我的座位thats where i sit.那你坐我旁边嘛So,sit next to me.

不行 我只坐那个座位No... I sit there.- 有什么区别? - 有什么区别?- Whats the difference? - Whats the difference?又来了Here we go.

冬天 那个位置跟电暖炉之间的距离 正好能让人保持温暖In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,而又不会太近导致出汗

and yet not so close as to cause perspiration in the summer,夏天 坐在这儿正好能吹到 从这个窗口到那个窗口对吹的风its directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there

而且这里对着电视的角度正好it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct,既不会妨碍跟他人谈话thus discouraging conversation,

又不用把头扭得太过去 以致造成视差畸变nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.我还能继续解释下去 但我想你应该明白了I could go on,but I think Ive made my point.

你要我移开吗?Do you want me to move?- 嗯... - 你就坐到旁边去吧- Well... - just sit somewhere else.好吧Fine.Sheldon 给我坐下!

Sheldon,sit!啊Ah.这样很不错Well,this is nice.我们不是经常有朋友过来We dont have a lot of company over.你胡扯 Koothrappali和Wolowitz天天都来

Thats not true- koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.我知道 但...Yes,I know,but...星期二晚上 我们玩Klingon拼字游戏到夜里1点

tuesday night we played klingon boggle till 1:00 in the morning.是啦 我记得Yeah,I remember.我讨厌你说我们没有朋友I resent you saying we dont have company.

- 抱歉 - 那会产生消极的交际暗示- Im sorry. - That has negative social implications.我说了我很抱歉!I said Im sorry!Klingon拼字游戏是什么?

So... klingon boggle?就像普通的拼字游戏 但是是Klingon语的Yeah. Its like regular boggle,but... in klingon.不聊我们了 说说你的事吧

Thats probably enough about us. So,tell us about you.我? 好啊Um... me? Okay.我是人马座的 这一点就很能说明我的个性啦Im a sagittarius,which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

是啊 它告诉我们你也是 迷信那种大众文化妄想的一员Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion你相信你出生时太阳的视位置 跟任意划分的星群间的关系

that the suns apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth

能以某种方式影响你的性格somehow affects your personality.我相信什么?Participate in the what?我想Sheldon是说 你第一眼看上去不像人马座I think what sheldons trying to say is that sagittarius wouldnt have been our first guess.

对啊 很多人觉得我像水相星座Oh,yeah. A lot of people think Im a water sign. Penny:让我想想 还有什么Okay,lets see,what else.

我是个素食者 嗯 鱼除外Oh,Im a vegetarian. Except for fish.偶尔我也吃牛排 我好爱牛排!And the occasional steak. I love steak!

那真是有趣 Leonard不能消化玉米Well,thats interesting. Leonard cant process corn.你做什么工作呢?Well,uh,do you have some sort of a job?

我在"芝士蛋糕工厂"当女招待Oh,yeah. Im a waitress at the cheesecake factory.我很喜欢芝士蛋糕Oh... I love cheesecake.你都不能忍受乳糖

Youre lactose-intolerant.我不吃 不代表我不欣赏它I dont eat it- I just think its a good idea.不管怎样 我还在写剧本Oh. Anyways,Im also writing a screenplay.

是关于一个感情细腻的女孩 从内布拉斯加州Lincoln小镇来到洛杉矶Its about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. From lincoln,nebraska,

梦想成为演员 却只能在芝士蛋糕工厂当女招待to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.剧本是根据你的经历改编的哦?

So,its based on your life.不 我是从奥马哈市来的No,Im from omaha.如果真的拍成电影 我肯定会去看的Well,if that was movie,I would go see it.

我知道 故事不错是吧?I know,right?我想想 还有什么?Okay,lets see,what else... um...好像差不多了guess thats about it.这就是Penny的故事

Thats the story of penny.听起来很棒啊Well,it sounds wonderful.以前是的It was.直到我爱上了那个混球Until I fell in love with a jerk!

怎么了?Whats happening?我不知道你知道吗 我跟他同居了4年God,you know,four years I lived with him.4年 跟高中一样久了Four years- thats like as long as high school.

你花了4年才上完高中?It took you four years to get through high school?我不敢相信我居然那么信任他It just... I cant believe I trusted him.

我该说些什么吗? 我觉得我该说些什么Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.你? 千万别 你只会让事情变得更糟糕You? No,youll only make it worse.

你知道最可悲的是什么吗?You want to know the most pathetic part?尽管我对他的谎言欺骗恨之入骨Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...

我还是爱着他I still love him.是不是很疯狂?Is that crazy?是的Yes.不 那不是疯狂No,its not crazy.你只是... 陷入一种矛盾Its uh... uh... its a paradox.

矛盾是我们天性的一部分Paradoxes are part of nature.你想想光 惠更斯认为光是一种波动Think about light. If you look at huygens,light is a wave,

双缝实验证明了这一论点as confirmed by the double - slit experiments,但后来 爱因斯坦出现了 他发现光也具有粒子的表现特征but then along comes albert einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles,too.

呃 我没让情况变得更糟Well,I didnt make it worse.很抱歉 我真是一团糟Im so sorry. Im such a mess.除了那些烂事 我搬家弄得一身臭汗 该死的淋浴还坏掉了

On top of everything else,Im all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesnt even work.我们的淋浴房能用Our shower works.

真的? 我用你们的淋浴房 会不会很奇怪?Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?会Yes.- 当然不会 - 不会?- No. - No?- 不会 - 不会

- No. - No.就在厅后面Its right down the hall.谢谢 你们真是大好人Thanks. You guys are really sweet.真是有趣的进展啊well,this is an interesting development.

为什么?How so?已经有好长一段时间 没有女人在我们的公寓里脱光了It has been some time since weve had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

不对吧 还记得感恩节我那阿兹海默症 的奶奶病发闹出的那一段吗?Thats not true. Remember at thanksgiving my grandmother with alzheimers had that episode?

有道理 已经有好长一段时间 没有女人在我们公寓里脱光Point taken. It has been some time since weve had a woman take her clothes off,

而且我们不会想抠出自己的眼睛!after which we didnt want to rip our eyes out.看着她乱搞那只火鸡 是最折磨人的The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.

你到底希望达到什么目标呢?So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?你说什么?Excuse me?那个女孩不会跟你上床的That woman in there is not going to have sex with you.

我不是想跟她上床Well,Im not trying to have sex with her.很好 那你就不会失望了Oh,good. Then you wont be disappointed.你为什么认定她不会跟我上床?

What makes you think she wouldnt have sex with me?我是男人 她是女人Im a male and shes a female.对 但你们不是一个种族的Yes,but not of the same species.

我不想跟你在这瞎猜Im not going to engage in hypotheticals here.我只是想当个好邻居Im just trying to be a good neighbor.当然了

Oh,of course.但是如果真的要发展到肉体关系 我也不会拒绝的Thats not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldnt participate.

不管那有多短暂However briefly.你觉得让她发现你的 "天行者Luke"无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered

是会帮助还是阻碍你们的发展呢?when she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?那是Darth Vader洗发液Its darth vader shampoo.

"天行者Luke"是护发素luke skywalkers the conditioner.你们得看看这个Wait till you see this.超级赞 不可置信Its fantastic,unbelievable.

看什么?See what?是施蒂芬-霍金于1974年 在麻省理工做的演讲Its a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.现在不方便This isnt a good time.

这是在他变成诡异的 电脑合成声音之前的讲座Its before he became a creepy computer voice. Leonard:很好 你们得走了Thats great. You guys have to go.

为什么?Why?现在不方便啊Its just not a good time.Leonard有女人拜访Leonard has a lady over.这样啊 你奶奶又进城了?Yeah,right- your grandmother back in town?

不是什么女人的艳遇啦No. And shes not a lady.只是我们的新邻居Shes just a new neighbor.你等等 这儿真有个女人?Hang on,there really is a lady here?

没错Uh-huh.你要我们走 是因为你准备跟她交媾?And you want us out because youre anticipating coitus?我没准备跟她交媾Im not anticipating coitus.

那她可以跟别人交媾?So shes available for coitus?能不能别用"交媾"这个词?Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?用术语来说 就是交媾中止

Technically,that would be "coitus interruptus. "从泡浴换成淋浴 是不是有个开关?Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?

噢 很抱歉 你们好Oh,hi. Sorry. Hello.很高兴认识您 小姐Enchant? mademoiselle.我是Howard Wolowitz 加州理工大应用物理系Howard wolowitz caltech department of applied physics.

你可能对我的工作成果有所了解You may be familiar with some of my work.它现在正绕着木星最大的卫星旋转 拍摄高清数码照片Its currently orbiting jupiters largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.

我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工厂做侍应Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.来吧 我告诉你开关在哪Come on,Ill show you the trick with the shower.

Bonne douche!Bonne douche.你说什么?IM... Im sorry?法语的"洗个痛快澡"Its french for "good shower. "我能用六国语言表达这一祝愿Its a sentiment I can express in six languages.

留着在你的Blog上写吧 HowardSave it for your blog,howard.洗个痛快澡细鐾纯快澡这样就行 开关卡住了 抱歉all right,there it goes. It sticks. Im sorry.

好的 谢谢Okay,thanks.不客气 你只要向右... 好 我撤了Reyou welcome. Oh,youre just going to step right... okay,Ill...- Leonard - 那些洗发产品是Sheldon的

- hey,leonard... - the hair products are sheldonS.好的Okay.我能麻烦你帮个忙吗?Um,can I ask you a favor?帮忙?A favor?

你当然可以要我帮忙 我很乐意帮你忙Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.你不答应也没事Its okay if you say no.

噢 我应该会答应的Oh,Ill probably say yes.这不是那种 你会请刚认识的人帮的忙Its just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.

哇Wow.我们得回顾下这起事件的前因后果I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.一定要吗?Must we?一个美女在我们的浴室裸体

Event a- a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.我们开车穿越整个小镇 就为了搬台电视机回来Event b- we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set

目的地就在刚刚提到的美女的前男友家from the aforementioned womans ex-boyfriend.这两件事之间 存在任何甚至半理性的关联吗?Query- on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?

因为Penny请我帮个忙 SheldonShe asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.是啊 那也许是最近似可能的起因了Ah,yes. Well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey,

但我们都知道 它和更高级的末端起因截然不同but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.

那是什么意思?Which is?你用你的老二思考You think with your penis.这在生理上是不可能的Thats a biological impossibility.你也不一定要来啊

And you didnt have to come.对 我可以留在家里看着Wolowitz 试图用俄语 阿拉伯语及波斯语搭讪PennyOh,right,yes,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny in russian,arabic and farsi.

她为什么不能自己去拿?Why cant she get her own tv?你知道分手这种事啦Come on,you know how it is with breakups.不 我不知道 你也不知道

No,I donT... and neither do you.什么啊 我跟Joyce Kim分过手I broke up with joyce kim.你才没有和Joyce Kim分手 是她跑到韩国去了

You did not break up with joyce kim. She defected to north korea.为了修复她受伤的心灵To mend her broken heart.现在这情况更加复杂

This situation is much less complicated.Penny和她前男友不能达成一致 究竟电视机该归谁Theres some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the tv.

她不想再和他当面争执She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.所以我们去和他当面争执?So we get to have a scene with him?

Sheldon 根本不会有争执No,sheldon,theres not going to be a scene.我们两人 他一人Theres two of us and one of him.Leonard 我们俩加起来都抗不动一台电视

Leonard,the two of us cant even carry a tv.你们跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在学校做事?So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university?

不好意思 你会说英语吗?Um,Im sorry. Do you speak english?他会 只是不能跟女人说Oh,he speaks english. Hecaust jnt speak to women.

真的? 为什么?Really? Why?因为他是个书呆子Hes kind of a nerd.盒装果汁?Juice box?我来跟他理论Ill do the talking. Man:谁?Yeah?嗨 我是Leonard 他是Sheldon

Uh,hi,Im leonard,this is sheldon.- 你好 - 我...- Hello. - LetS...我们来拿Penny的电视uh,were here to pick up pennys tv.

滚Get lost.好的 打搅你了Okay,thanks for you time.我们不能就这么放弃Were not going to give up just like that.Leonard 电视在这楼里

Leonard,the tvs in the building.他不放我们进去 我们没辙We have been denied access to the building- ergo,we are done.

不好意思Excuse me.如果我第一次受挫就放弃 我就永远不可能在大爆炸理论提出后If I were to give up on the first little hitch I never would have been able to identify the fingerprints

发现关于弦理论的蛛丝马迹of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.我道歉 你打算怎么做?My apologies. Whats your plan?

看到你如此专注工作 真是种荣幸Its just a privilege to watch your mind at work.来吧 我们俩智商加起来有360Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.

我们绝对能够想办法进入这蠢楼We should be able你觉得她俩智商加起来多少?what do you think their combined iq is?快去留住门!Just grab the door!

就是这This is it.我来跟他理论Ill do the talking.好主意 我用武力威慑Good thinking. Ill just be the muscle.什么事?Yeah?我是Leonard 他是Sheldon

Im leonard,this is sheldon.刚刚在对讲机上的From the intercom.他妈的你们怎么进来的?How the hell did you get in the building?

我们是科学家Uh... were scientists.告诉他我们的智商Tell him about our iq.- Leonard - 什么?- Leonard... - what?那条裤子是我妈给我买的

My mom bought me those pants.真抱歉Im sorry.你得给她打电话Youre going to have to call her.Sheldon 真对不起把你也扯进来了Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this.

没关系 这不是我第一次掉裤子了 也不会是最后一次Its okay. It wasnt my first pantsing and it wont be my last.你说得对 关于我的动机And you were right about my motives.

我是指望着能跟Penny建立某种关系 并最终发展成肉体关系I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny that might have someday led to sex.

你倒是成功地脱下了我的裤子Well,you got me out of my pants.无论如何 我得到了教训Anyway,Ive learned my lesson.我配不上她 我放弃了Shes out of my league,Im done with her.

我有工作 有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖 然后孤老死去Got my work,one day Ill win the nobel prize and then Ill die alone.别那么想 你不会孤老而死

Dont think like that. Youre not going to die alone.谢谢你 Sheldon 你真是个好朋友Thank you,sheldon. Youre a good friend.

你当然也没可能赢诺贝尔奖And youre certainly not going to win a nobel prize.这里是我最喜欢的探险后休息的地方This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.

他家的啤酒很好喝They have a great house ale.好酷的老虎Wow,a cool tiger.是的 我从10级开始就养它了Yeah,Ive had him since level ten.

它叫扣扣His name is buttons.如果你也有自己的在线游戏人物 我们可以一起玩玩 一起探险Anyway,if you had your own game character we could hang out,maybe go on a quest.

听上去挺有趣Sounds interesting.那么 你会想想这个提议啦?So youll think about it?我想这个点子会让我思考许久的Oh,I dont think Ill be able to stop thinking about it.

干得漂亮Smooth.我们回来了Were home.老天啊 发生了什么事?Oh,my god,what happened?你前男友让我们跟你带声问候 其他的我想应该够一目了然了Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.

我真抱歉Im so sorry.我真的以为如果你们替我去 他不会表现那么混蛋I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldnt be such an ass.

挺充分的假设No,it was a valid hypothesis.挺充分的假...? 你怎么了?That was a valid...? What is happening to you?说真的 太谢谢你们帮我跑这一趟了

Really... thank you so much for going and trying.你们真是大好人Youre so terrific.真的Really.你们穿上衣服 我去拿钱包 今晚我请客 好吧?

Why dont you get some clothes on,Ill get my purse,and dinner is on me,okay?- 真的吗? 太好了! - 谢谢- Really? Great. - Thank you.

你还没放弃 是吧?Youre not done with her,are you?我们的小孩肯定又聪敏又漂亮Are babies will be smart and beautiful.而且还是想象出来的

Not to mention imaginary.- Penny 你能吃泰国菜吗? - 可以啊- *with you,penny? - Sure.我们不能吃泰国菜 中午已经吃了印度菜We cant have thai food- we had indian for lunch.

所以?So?它们都是以咖喱为主的菜系Theyre both curry-based cuisines.所以?So?那会造成"肠胃不能承受之腹泻"It would be gastronomically redundant.

我发现我们什么都得帮她解释清楚I can see were going to have to spell out everything for this girl.Raj 你有什么主意吗?Any ideas,raj?

在Lake街左转 朝Colorado开Uh,turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.那边有个带卡拉OK的寿司吧I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.

好像很好玩That sounds like fun.* 宝贝 宝贝 不要被我迷上 *Baby,baby,dont get hooked on me* 宝贝 宝贝 不要被我迷上 *oh,baby,baby,dont get hooked on me...

我不知道按整个世界算 你追她成功的机率有多大I dont know what your odds are in the world as a whole,但就这辆车里的人来讲but as far as the population of this car goes,

你绝对是名副其实的万人迷youre a veritable mack daddy.